Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other.
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
I found this at my front door, as though somebody had just left it there. My friends say I should throw it away because it’s just a piece of rubbish. And it couldn’t possibly come from him. I know it’s true.
We’ve been here all of four minutes and you guys have already forgotten everything I said! Party huddle, stat!
when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives